Prince Philip has welcomed the partial return to work of some UK sectors saying the easing of lockdown restrictions could not come fast enough. The prince said that Coronavirus distancing rules introduced by the government meant that he and the Queen had been caring for one another since mid March and they now looked forward to getting a little help from the servants at Windsor Castle. [read...]
[Triumphal music and fanfares as Theresa May and her Cabinet ride coconuts into the scene outside the walls of the European Commission]
May: Halt! Hello! Hello!
Barnier: ‘Allo! Who is zis?
May: It is Prime Minister May, [read...]
A wealthy, misunderstood castle owner was left facing an uncertain future today after being delisted from AirBandB, following a series of poor guest reviews over the last two centuries. Beast, thought to be aged between 160 and 220, [read...]