Scientists conducting an interdisciplinary experiment at Cambridge have been condemned as ‘foolish’ after two of Pavlov’s dogs began responding or not responding to the possibility of Schrödinger’s cat being alive or dead in a sealed box near their kennels. [read...]
A cat has been manifesting explicit signs of radical authoritarian behaviour, symptomatic of a fascist dictator in early 20th century Europe. The ultra-territorial tabby, regrettably named Mussolini, has been scratching furniture and clawing humans in a manner bearing all the hallmarks of a right-wing nationalist ideology. [read...]
The life of Tibby, 7, from Carshalton, hangs in the balance today after she developed resistance to the latest, most powerful cat food last weekend.
Larry the Downing Street cat has been recommended by the outgoing PM for a knighthood along with other friends, donors and other people not-Michael Gove. Critics have dismissed most of Mr.Cameron’s honour recommendations as ‘blatant cronyism’ although everybody agreed that – [read...]