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Cats still to decide on inside or outside referendum

The National Cat Association (NCA) has admitted that there is still no consensus about whether they want the free-market roaming that the garden represents or the warm monetary union offered by the airing cupboard.  A spokes-cat said: ‘We didn’t expect a swift decision; to be honest, it could be years.  What we will say is that shouting at us will not make it any quicker’.

Those in favour of staying indoors have said the deal has been sweetened by their German owner, offering additional squatting rights with any cardboard box, computer keyboard or lap of their choice.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2015
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Woman condemned for cooking cat in microwave rather than Aga

Middle class Britons agree that 14 weeks in jail is not nearly long enough a punishment for the culinary faux pas of not cooking domestic felines in an Aga, well-seasoned, until it is so tender that meat simply falls off the bone.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2014
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Children warned name of first pet should contain 8 characters and a digit

Popular pet names Rover, Cheryl and Kate could be a thing of the past. Banks are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child’s first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight characters, a capital letter and a digit. It should not be the same as the name of any previous pet, and must never be written down, especially on a collar as that is the first place anyone would look.

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2012
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Cat’s life in balance as resistance develops to latest cat food

how on earth are they going to get through this?
The life of Tibby, 7, from Carshalton, hangs in the balance today after she developed resistance to the latest, most powerful cat food last weekend.

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Posted: Dec 18th, 2011
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Woman’s cat turns out to be no better than boyfriend it replaced

'He just took me for granted'Independent woman Michelle Lancashire, 32, has revealed her heartbreak after her beloved cat gradually transformed from surrogate baby into her former boyfriend, Steve.

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Posted: Oct 16th, 2009
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