Larry the Downing Street cat has been recommended by the outgoing PM for a knighthood along with other friends, donors and other people not-Michael Gove. Critics have dismissed most of Mr.Cameron’s honour recommendations as ‘blatant cronyism’ although everybody agreed that – [read...]
The National Cat Association (NCA) has admitted that there is still no consensus about whether they want the free-market roaming that the garden represents or the warm monetary union offered by the airing cupboard. [read...]
Middle class Britons agree that 14 weeks in jail is not nearly long enough a punishment for the culinary faux pas of not cooking domestic felines in an Aga, well-seasoned, until it is so tender that meat simply falls off the bone. [read...]
Popular pet names Rover, Cheryl and Kate could be a thing of the past. Banks are now advising parents to think carefully before naming their child’s first pet. For security reasons, the chosen name should have at least eight characters, [read...]
The life of Tibby, 7, from Carshalton, hangs in the balance today after she developed resistance to the latest, most powerful cat food last weekend.