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The Sun’s guide to the new pope

The new Pope is a Catholic – just like the old one. He lives in a big house in Rome.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2013
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Embarrassment as new pope admits, ‘I can’t speak a word of Latin’

‘When you’re young you don’t really think about being pope, so I dropped Latin and did Domestic Science and Woodwork instead.’

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2013
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Pret withdraws Virgin Mary crisps over pregnancy fears

Sandwich shop chain Pret a Manger has withdrawn a new ‘Virgin Mary’ brand of crisps following complaints from Catholic groups that they could result in pregnancies

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2013
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Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles

nothing even remotely phallocentric going on hereThe Catholic church is facing the most significant threat to its unity in generations as progressives call on the Vatican to advance the cause of gender equality and allow women paedophiles to be ordained as Catholic priests.

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Posted: Jan 1st, 2013
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Christian clergy ‘waterboarding infants’ as rite of passage

confessed to everythingThe Christian church was today accused of employing enhanced interrogation techniques as part of a barbaric ritual for inducting babies and young children into the ways of the faith.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2012
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