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Pret withdraws Virgin Mary crisps over pregnancy fears

Sandwich shop chain Pret a Manger has withdrawn a new ‘Virgin Mary’ brand of crisps following complaints from Catholic groups that they could result in pregnancies

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Posted: Feb 6th, 2013
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Christian clergy ‘waterboarding infants’ as rite of passage

confessed to everythingThe Christian church was today accused of employing enhanced interrogation techniques as part of a barbaric ritual for inducting babies and young children into the ways of the faith.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2012
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Meteor ‘God’s anger’ over gay marriages, warns 73-year-old celibate

A fireball witnessed over Britain on Saturday night is a warning from God over David Cameron’s plan to allow gay marriages, warns the most senior Roman Catholic cleric in the country.

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2012
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Cheering crowds greet first orgasm since 1993

‘Poor Bridget hasn’t been able to crack one off on her own even in the privacy of her own bedroom in case she goes blind and her hands drop off.’

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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Vatican launches Home Exorcism Kit

PopePope Benedict XVI has given his seal of approval to a special self-exorcism kit that members of the public can use to tackle their own personal demons.

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2011
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