Catholic church split over ordination of women paedophiles
‘It seems incredible that only male priests are entrusted with the responsibility of abusing the children in their care.’
Posted: Jan 16th, 2015
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Unholy row as Benedict returns to reclaim the papacy in time for Easter
Pope Benedict strode into St Peter’s Square yesterday, fully refreshed after his Lenten sabbatical and announced that he was ready to take the reins of the papacy once more. With a fresh ear piercing, his skull cap set back on his head at a jaunty angle and a giggling nun on each arm, it was clear that the break from the burden of office had taken years off the former pontiff as he vigorously shoved aside pilgrims on his way back to the Vatican.
Posted: Mar 29th, 2013
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God arrested as accessory to child abuse by priests
Police today arrested God for failing to inform the authorities about crimes committed by several priests after He heard confessions from the perpetrators as they sought forgiveness in their prayers.
Posted: Mar 12th, 2013
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Catholic church denies existence of normal priests
The Roman Catholic church has strongly denied that there could be hundreds of hard-working priests in parishes across the UK showing no inclination towards paedophilia.
Posted: Mar 8th, 2012
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Catholic church to combat ‘sexual predator’ choirboys with burqas
‘I think we all accept that in hindsight, the customary cassock and surplice probably hasn’t done priests any favours,’
Posted: May 23rd, 2010
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