A leaked document has caused concern that the apparently generous offer of money by McDonald’s to help rebuild Paris’s Notre Dame cathedral, recently damaged in a fire, may come with some conditions that critics say are ‘about as palatable as a Filet-o-Fish’. [read...]
Once-a-year church attenders have been left fuming after the terms and conditions of their relationship with their religious provider were unilaterally changed. Fair weather faith-keepers found out the news as they headed into Christingle and Midnight mass services up and down the land. [read...]
Following the revelation that the passage that has been used by the Roman Catholic church to prevent women being ordained was written a long time after the main text, researchers now believe the whole book from Genesis to the closing chapter of Dan Brown’s latest novel might actually be fiction. [read...]
Vatican officials have demanded that all ‘intelligent’ machines should be practising Catholics in full communion with the Holy See of Rome. Pope Francis is shortly expected to reveal significant doctrinal changes, emphasising that the Lord also created humanoid robots in His own image. [read...]
Pope Francis has spoken of his intention to make annulments easier although, as yet, it is unclear if this relates to a change in his own marital status. However the pontiff has also denied claims that he his been pandering to Tudor monarchs, [read...]
