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Leaked documents reveal Vatican plans ‘younger, sexier Pope’ next time round

Leaked documents have revealed that the Vatican plans to appoint a ‘much younger, hotter, sassier Pope’ next time the position becomes available in an effort to reach out to a new generation of churchgoers.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2011
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Pope groomed by online pontiff-phile who pretended to be God

Benedictum non sanctum‘Every day he would issue me with commandments – though most of them involved me sending him saucy photos – and at the time it all seemed very convincing.’

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2011
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Telegraph Confirms Pope’s Catholicism

Undercover Telegraph reporters posing as churchgoers have been able to record statements by clergymen lending weight to the rumour that the Pope is in fact a Catholic.

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Posted: Dec 28th, 2010
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Pope wows US crowds with supersonic flypast

‘He just started doin’ loops and barrel rolls and stuff. You could see from his face he was lovin’ it.’

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2008
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Virgin discovers ‘image of right slapper’ on piece of toast

Mary’s local priest was very interested to see the image of the semi-naked woman, he even asked to be left alone for a while to contemplate the religious meaning of ‘The Lady in the Bra’.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2008
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