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Pope groomed by online pontiff-phile who pretended to be God

Benedictum non sanctum‘Every day he would issue me with commandments – though most of them involved me sending him saucy photos – and at the time it all seemed very convincing.’

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2011
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Telegraph Confirms Pope’s Catholicism

Undercover Telegraph reporters posing as churchgoers have been able to record statements by clergymen lending weight to the rumour that the Pope is in fact a Catholic.

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Posted: Dec 28th, 2010
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Pope wows US crowds with supersonic flypast

‘He just started doin’ loops and barrel rolls and stuff. You could see from his face he was lovin’ it.’

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2008
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Pope/Bear hybrid found in Vatican toilets

‘Scientists start off by trying to cure cancer, and before you know it they’re fashioning monsters that make infallible doctrinal pronouncements before popping into the woods to relieve themselves. Where will it all end?’

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2008
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Virgin discovers ‘image of right slapper’ on piece of toast

Mary’s local priest was very interested to see the image of the semi-naked woman, he even asked to be left alone for a while to contemplate the religious meaning of ‘The Lady in the Bra’.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2008
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