The rebooted version of Crackerjack will offer Class-A drugs to winning contestants, the BBC announced today. ‘We want to bring a contemporary edge to Crackerjack,’ said producer Helen Smith of CBBC. ‘We absolutely refute the claim we’re just recycling old TV favourites because we have run out of ideas. [read...]
Violence erupted in the sleepy backwater of Trumpton last night following the announcement that the fire station would be closed and services provided by Fireman Sam Plc from CBBC. [read...]
The BBC is embroiled in a major legal action after declining to run the children’s animation show ScientologyGerbil. [read...]
New legislation designed to combat age discrimination in the media has had an unforeseen side-effect, with thousands of adults inundating the production offices of children’s television channels with requests to read out their birthdays. [read...]
‘I just waved my arms around randomly, hoping someone would notice.’ [read...]
