God vows to stay awake during by election ‘to stop Lib Dems winning’
After admitting ‘snoozing’ during periods of the recently ended papacy, the Lord has emphasised in a surprising interview with Channel 4 News that he’ll be on black coffees for the next twenty four hours ‘to keep the Lib Dems out at Eastleigh’.
Posted: Feb 28th, 2013
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