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Fame-hungry whore dumps fame-hungry whore for being a fame-hungry whore

‘They’re just a fame-hungry whore,’ said the fame-hungry whore at an awards ceremony last night.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2013
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Celebrities flock to back local council in school closure

Paul McCartney and Beyonce are two of the latest international celebrities to put their names in support of the decision by Wandsworth Council to close St Drogo Primary School in Battersea.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2013
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Mail Online to get ‘sidebar of sidebar of shame’

The Mail Online’s fascinatingly distasteful sidebar of shame is to get its own sidebar of even greater shame. The sidebar-bar will feature SHOCKING pictures showing more close up cellulite on B list thighs; greater concern over whether underage teenage daughters of the not so famous SHOULD be so skimpily dressed and fuller coverage of ex models’ struggles with weight loss, partially-shaven reality TV stars and cosmetic surgery.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2013
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Jimmy’s Law to safeguard public from ‘known Celebrities’

The Sun Newspaper has started its campaign for ‘Jimmy’s Law’, requiring all Celebrities in your area to register with a police station, paint a target on their roof visible by news helicopters, and stick a sign in the front garden reading ‘I’m a celebrity – you can get me out of here’.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2012
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Celebrities ‘too scared to die’ in wake of Savile scandal

the show must go onFollowing the ongoing controversy of the Jimmy Savile affair, the days of a celebrity’s death being the ideal way to future-proof their legacy seem firmly to be over, with many famous people now avoiding death like the plague.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2012
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