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‘Proper celebrity’ funerals to replaced by Twitter

Prompted by the way minor celebrities take to Twitter to announce their sadness at the death of a real celebrity they never met and hope their tweet is reported on TV, the microblogging site is to offer a new celebrity funeral service.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2014
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Writers in uproar at proposed ban on ‘revenge satire’

There was consternation amongst professional and amateur satirists today at the prospect of new legislation outlawing the posting of revenge satire on the internet. The new law will offer protection to celebrities whose previously close and intimate relationship with the public has been soured by revelations about their behaviour.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2014
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Fame-hungry whore dumps fame-hungry whore for being a fame-hungry whore

‘They’re just a fame-hungry whore,’ said the fame-hungry whore at an awards ceremony last night.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2013
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Celebrities flock to back local council in school closure

Paul McCartney and Beyonce are two of the latest international celebrities to put their names in support of the decision by Wandsworth Council to close St Drogo Primary School in Battersea.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2013
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Mail Online to get ‘sidebar of sidebar of shame’

The Mail Online’s fascinatingly distasteful sidebar of shame is to get its own sidebar of even greater shame. The sidebar-bar will feature SHOCKING pictures showing more close up cellulite on B list thighs; greater concern over whether underage teenage daughters of the not so famous SHOULD be so skimpily dressed and fuller coverage of ex models’ struggles with weight loss, partially-shaven reality TV stars and cosmetic surgery.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2013
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