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Middletons commandeer Cliff Richard’s Wimbledon seats

forty love, if you're quickAcrimony has broken out at this year’s Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2012
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Celebrities endorse the Photoshop diet

The latest diet craze to be endorsed by hundreds of celebrities is the Photoshop diet, in which hi-tech software is used to make images of the celebrity look like they are up to 100 pounds lighter than in reality.

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Posted: Dec 30th, 2011
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Shoppers stunned as Bonham Carter and Burton spotted ‘looking normal’

‘Ms Bonham Carter was in stretch jeans and a waterfall cardigan. Her hair was scraped back in an alice band.’

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2011
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New Bear Grylls cookbook a surprise hit with the middle classes

The book contains favourites like ‘Freshly Squeezed Shit Drippings’ and ‘A Lizard’, and includes no nonsense instructions such as, ‘First, find some shit; fresh is best’ and ‘Grab it, grab it before it gets away’.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2011
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Celebrity ‘devastated’ as plea for privacy is respected

‘X was completely devastated that not a single hack or paparazzi showed their face at the rehab visits, lonely walks down beaches, and secret reunions with old flames we so carefully staged, ‘MC’ told a packed press conference.

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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