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Returned census forms locate Bin Laden

“I felt like I’d found a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket,” gushed Miss Peters. “Certainly trumps Dennis Conway’s locating of Elvis Presley in Hunstanton the day before yesterday.”

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2011
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Coalition slammed for lack of plans to lose census information

address of Russian criminal gang on pre-paid reply envelope 'a nice touch'David Cameron has today issued a statement in response to growing rumours that the government currently has no plan in place for how it intends to lose the information gathered from the 2011 census. With the date of the census now passed and postboxes up and down the country stuffed full of envelopes slightly too large to fit easily through the slot, Cameron moved quickly to reassure the public that the coalition government fully intends to misplace all of the information gathered, but that it is in no rush to decide exactly how to do so.

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Posted: Mar 29th, 2011
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London Zoo annual census reveals missing ant

‘London Zoo holds more than 15,000 creatures,’ said Zoological Director, David Field. ‘So why, oh why did it have to be the ant that got away?’

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Posted: Jan 8th, 2010
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