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Couple warm-up for heated row over central heating switch-on

‘If it were left to Harry, it’d be like Greenland in our house and I’d have to double-up on my thermals.’

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2013
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Bomb disposal engineers to help elderly switch on central heating

should only be attempted by trained professionals with counsellors on standby The government is deploying crack army bomb disposal units to help Britain’s elderly switch on their central heating this winter.


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Posted: Oct 12th, 2011
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Spontaneous combustion threat to elderly this winter, Government warns

‘When you’re wearing as much knitwear and tweed as some pensioners, just turning the central heating up a notch too high can easily spell disaster.’

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Posted: Sep 26th, 2011
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UN calls for New Year truce in thermostat conflict

UN Chief Ban ki-Moon called for a Christmas ceasefire at 65 Acre Lane, Carshalton, where the marital conflict between Mr and Mrs Seymour over the ideal temperature for their central heating system has been escalating.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2010
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Terry Waite reunited with radiator

‘I’ve dreamt about this moment for a long time.’

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2007
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