The long awaited summer 2016 blockbuster from the Conservative Party has been roundly slammed by critics for its despicable characters and highly derivative ending. ‘Finding Tory’ tells the tale of an over-privileged blue shark, George, [read...]
George Osborne was left with the uncomfortable sensation of warm urine against his left leg following his failure to hit another key target, during a routine visit to the House of Commons toilets yesterday. Reversing embarrassedly from urinal 2, [read...]
Police have warned the general public and especially tourist to keep away from the Downing Street area after George Osborne, despite clear and repeated guidance, was fed after midnight yesterday. Hundreds of small but growing Chancellors are running amok at number 11 not only with odd ad surreal policy statements but also chasing and torturing… [read...]
The government has announced new measures to help dementia sufferers that it ‘intended to introduce this last year, sorry it slipped our minds’. The new measures aim at testing for mental deterioration at age 40 instead of waiting until the Chancellor is voted out of his constituency. [read...]
As George Osborne finalises his first budget unencumbered by a coalition cabinet, some of the country’s richest people are nervously awaiting the result after five years of hardship in which they had to move large amounts of their wealth offshore. [read...]
