Tears will replace test runs next year as Australia switches from cricket to crying as a national pastime. ‘So many of our sportsmen have demonstrated excellence at whimpering before an international corps of hardened sports journalists,’ sobbed Mike Smythe, [read...]
The entire Australian Cricket team has defected to Russia and captain Steve Smith has said that any teams putting up a fight against them could be in trouble. ‘Let’s just say that, for example, some guy scores a century against us, [read...]
A school playground was plunged into confusion yesterday when a seven-year old boy demanded that a game of ‘It’ be restarted because he was not ready. [read...]
Premier League referee Mike Jones has expressed his profound gratitude to the public spirited man in Row W, Seat 78 of the West stand at Hull City’s KCOM Stadium, who alerted him to the fact that he was a ‘useless fat idiot’ [read...]
Those campaigning for a leave vote at the European referendum are expecting a surge in support during Euro 2016 as the country’s disdain for overseas players and their unsporting behaviour grows during the tournament. [read...]
