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Doctors confirm it takes 6 months to recover from clock changes

Researchers into the effect of the changing of the clock for British summertime have discovered that it takes the typical person 6 months to adjust to the change in the clocks.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2013
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Lidl rename cheese ‘yummy moo lumps’ after letter from moron

they'll just pop out the back and see if there's any in stock‘We received a letter written in crayon from one of the dullards that shops here, and we knew we could get some publicity out of it,’ explained Director of Idiot Management, Jeremy Faulds.

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Posted: Feb 5th, 2013
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Obama comes out as French

Just hours after Americans elected their first ever black President, Barack Obama has dropped a political bombshell by announcing that he is in fact French.

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2012
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Previously undiscovered cheese unearthed in Cornwall

Archaeologists have unearthed evidence of a hitherto unknown cheese which is being hailed by some as the ‘most important discovery since Wensleydale’.

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Posted: Sep 7th, 2012
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Ex-Blur bassist Alex James to sort out Libya

Former Blur bass player, Alex James, has confirmed that the UN has asked him to take a lead role in searching for a ‘just, peaceful and ultimately cool’ solution to the crisis engulfing Libya.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2011
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