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Chelsea to install safe sex area at Stamford Bridge

Chelsea are to revolutionise facilities for supporters at Stamford Bridge by installing a safe sex area. Work is underway to transform part of the historic stadium into a designated Sexy Football section.

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2015
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Indignant Chelsea FC accuse away fans of ‘causing an atmosphere’

Furious members of upmarket Chelsea FC are to complain to the council after their quiet Sunday afternoon was ruined by singing football fans.

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Posted: May 5th, 2015
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Football pays tribute as Wenger celebrates 1000th excuse

Some of the biggest names in football have been paying tribute to Arsene Wenger as he celebrates his 1000th excuse since becoming manager of Arsenal in 1996.

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2014
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Incredulity as Chelsea’s assets ‘still not frozen’

News that the list of 21 prominent Russians and Ukrainians to have their Western assets frozen in response to Russia’s blatant seizure of Crimea does not include Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich have been greeted with incredulity by some of the 60 million or so Britons who really hate Chelsea.

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Posted: Mar 21st, 2014
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Chelsea up offer for Wayne Rooney by a sack of spuds and a granny

Chelsea football club today dramatically increased the pressure on Manchester United to sell Wayne Rooney, by offering him a sack of potatoes and the unlimited use of a granny.

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Posted: Jul 17th, 2013
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