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Footballers rush to beat WAG transfer deadline
A day of frenzied activity as footballers rushed to beat the 6.00pm cut off for transferring girlfriends, wives and mistresses. [read...]
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Campaigning suspended while Tories form guard of honour
There was uproar last night as campaigning in the General Election stopped abruptly on the 33rd day to allow Conservative candidates to form a guard of honour for Theresa May. Jeremy Corbyn revealed afterwards that he had agreed to the hiatus to mark her retirement after a long career for the Blues. [read...]
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Nuclear holocaust curtailing football season ‘would be Spursiest thing ever’
Fans of Tottenham Hotspur have expressed mixed feelings about the end of the football season, despite being only four points behind the leaders Chelsea and better placed for a title win at this point than at any time since 1961. [read...]
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Football pays tribute as Wenger celebrates 1000th excuse
Some of the biggest names in football have been paying tribute to Arsene Wenger as he celebrates his 1000th excuse since becoming manager of Arsenal in 1996. [read...]
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Man reveals football ignorance in record time
An investment banker from Hove today made plain his utter lack of football knowledge within seconds of taking his seat at a barbershop near his City office, witnesses claim. [read...]