NewsBiscuit

The news before it happens…

Posts Tagged ‘Cheryl Cole’

Leaked documents reveal Vatican plans ‘younger, sexier Pope’ next time round

Leaked documents have revealed that the Vatican plans to appoint a ‘much younger, hotter, sassier Pope’ next time the position becomes available in an effort to reach out to a new generation of churchgoers.

Read more >

Posted: Mar 11th, 2011
More from News In Brief



Cowell unveils own brand instant ‘pop-noodle’

Music impresario Simon Cowell is set to revolutionise the way musical talent is produced by unveiling the world’s first instant ‘pop- noodles’.

Read more >

Posted: Feb 4th, 2011
More from News In Brief



Biography of next year’s X-Factor winner goes on sale today

it won't be WagnerFollowing much excitement and anticipation, publishers have today launched the biography of next year’s X-Factor winner. The book, entitled ‘Next Year’s Winner: My Story’, provides the public with an intimate and revealing portrait of the singer they will grow to love only eight months from now.

Read more >

Posted: Dec 26th, 2010
More from Celebrity



Southerners evoke blitz spirit to defy horrific centimetre thick blanket of snow

London’s chirpy cockneys, chinless hoorays, plucky ethnic types and evil middle class do-gooders united as one yesterday to send a defiant message – ‘mustn’t grumble’.

Read more >

Posted: Dec 1st, 2010
More from News In Brief



Al-Qaeda postpones terror campaign until end of Strictly and X-Factor

bombing Dusseldorf to wait until Anne's danced the rumbaAl-Qaeda is struggling to secure sufficient numbers of bombers during the current series of Strictly Come Dancing and X-Factor.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 24th, 2010
More from Arts/Entertainment