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Cheryl Cole replaced by Judge Dredd

More bad news for Cheryl Cole as it emerges that her replacement on the judging panel of the US version of the X-Factor is the impassive, uncharismatic and uncompromising Judge Dredd, who despite being entirely fictional is at least understandable, according to US television executives.

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Posted: May 30th, 2011
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Leaked documents reveal Vatican plans ‘younger, sexier Pope’ next time round

Leaked documents have revealed that the Vatican plans to appoint a ‘much younger, hotter, sassier Pope’ next time the position becomes available in an effort to reach out to a new generation of churchgoers.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2011
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Cowell unveils own brand instant ‘pop-noodle’

Music impresario Simon Cowell is set to revolutionise the way musical talent is produced by unveiling the world’s first instant ‘pop- noodles’.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2011
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Biography of next year’s X-Factor winner goes on sale today

it won't be WagnerFollowing much excitement and anticipation, publishers have today launched the biography of next year’s X-Factor winner. The book, entitled ‘Next Year’s Winner: My Story’, provides the public with an intimate and revealing portrait of the singer they will grow to love only eight months from now.

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2010
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Southerners evoke blitz spirit to defy horrific centimetre thick blanket of snow

London’s chirpy cockneys, chinless hoorays, plucky ethnic types and evil middle class do-gooders united as one yesterday to send a defiant message – ‘mustn’t grumble’.

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2010
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