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Joy as ‘Footballers Wives’ go to Christmas No.1

It has been described as the ultimate feel-good story, an anthem sung by a choir made up entirely of the wives of Britain’s heroic footballers, and it has now taken the coveted Christmas Number One spot. The story has even make an unlikely star of lead singer Cheryl Cole, wife of the Chelsea left back, who has hitherto led a quiet life of shopping, gyrating in her underwear and talking unintelligibly about cosmetics.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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Cheryl Cole confirmed as judge at Mladic trial

expected to take Mladic out of his comfort zone‘I can’t understand a bloody word she’s saying,’ complained the former Bosnian Serb army chief.

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Posted: May 31st, 2011
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Cheryl Cole replaced by Judge Dredd

More bad news for Cheryl Cole as it emerges that her replacement on the judging panel of the US version of the X-Factor is the impassive, uncharismatic and uncompromising Judge Dredd, who despite being entirely fictional is at least understandable, according to US television executives.

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Posted: May 30th, 2011
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Leaked documents reveal Vatican plans ‘younger, sexier Pope’ next time round

Leaked documents have revealed that the Vatican plans to appoint a ‘much younger, hotter, sassier Pope’ next time the position becomes available in an effort to reach out to a new generation of churchgoers.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2011
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Cowell unveils own brand instant ‘pop-noodle’

Music impresario Simon Cowell is set to revolutionise the way musical talent is produced by unveiling the world’s first instant ‘pop- noodles’.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2011
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