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‘Ye olde Chilcotte Reporte on ye Hundrede Years War’ finally published

A medieval scribe known as Johannes of Chilcotte is thought to be the author of a crucial historical document that has recently come to light.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2015
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Chilcot ‘far too ill to attend Inquiry’ say lawyers

Lawyers acting on behalf of Sir John Chilcot have today stated that Sir John is ‘far too ill’ to attend the Inquiry to present his findings. Sir John is said to be suffering from a severe form of ‘Procrastination Syndrome’ and his lawyers say that it would be ‘barbaric and inhumane’ to expect him to attend.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2015
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Page 3 to feature extracts from Chilcot inquiry

'Actually, string 'em up,' says Rupert, 83In a surprise U-turn, The Sun has renewed its commitment to publishing salacious images that may cause offence to decent people everywhere, including Tony Blair and George W. Bush in a series of compromising positions with Weapons of Mass Destruction. Editor David Dinsmore explained: ‘Figuratively speaking Blair and Bush were the biggest pair of tits we could find. And there are plenty more breast-related puns where that one came from, oh yes. Just keep counting.’

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2015
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Chilcot inquiry delayed until after Wimbledon

Sir John Chilcot has written to David Cameron to confirm that the findings of his inquiry into the Iraq war will not be published until at least after this year’s Wimbledon. In the letter Chilcot stated that publication of the report was taking longer than expected due to ‘Christmas and all that’, then the looming prospect of a skiing holiday in Klosters.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2015
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Chilcot ‘may deploy WMD at any time’, says Blair

Tony Blair has today warned that Sir John Chilcot, chairman of the Iraq War Inquiry, has WMDs and might launch a strike against targets in the West with very little notice.

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Posted: May 27th, 2014
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