In the run up to Christmas, children’s publishers around the UK echo to the groans of almost-dead horses being revived and flogged for presents and stocking-fillers. Here is your handy guide to the latest releases:
Money (for Old Rope), [read...]
The World Health Organisation today issued a stark warning in a bid to curb the spread of a virulent sexually transmitted disease which it described as having reached ‘epidemic proportions’. [read...]
Parents have been warned that impressionable children may be watching a Conservative minister ‘with bulging eyes and huge beak-like mouth’. Alarmist details of the lack of Brexit planning, can lead to suicidal thoughts or panic buying of baked beans. [read...]
Nigel Adamson, 15, left his parents’ house to go ‘out’ yesterday, leaving them with the impression that he would be back ‘later’ after he had done ‘stuff’ with ‘friends’. [read...]
The President’s controversial policy of separating migrant children from their parents and keeping them in cages, has been fully supported by the mixed martial-arts fraternity and the makers of galvanised chain-link fencing. The hope is that these children will grow up with the requisite skills of a cage fighter; [read...]
