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Smacking could prevent ministers’ daft ideas, says Labour MP

Tottenham MP David Lammy has argued for a change in the law which would allow people to smack government ministers, in an attempt to reinstil discipline and put an end to unacceptable behaviour such as NHS reform or introducing free schools.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2012
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CRB check to include compulsory test on the works of Julia Donaldson

Home Secretary Theresa May has announced that childcare professionals wishing to apply for a CRB check must also ‘demonstrate sufficient knowledge’ on the works of popular author and Children’s Laureate, Julia Donaldson.

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2012
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Coalition to put Nick Clegg up for adoption

On the day the coalition have decided to look at shortening the adoption process, they have also announced they are putting Nick Clegg on the adoption list. The move comes as Conservative and Liberal Democrats argue over who shall have custody of Mr Clegg over the festive period.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2011
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Oversubscribed Middlesbrough school credits ‘satisfactory’ Ofsted report

Lusitania school - setting pride alightThe report singled out ‘variable’ standards of teaching and ‘low-level’ task setting – marked improvements on the previous ratings of ‘woeful’ and ‘non-existent’.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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Teacher defends driving golf balls at children

‘If a kid in my class doesn’t know that a golfball with 350 dimples employs a Magnus Lift, well, he deserves a 7-iron towards the knackers,’ said Archibald McAughtrie (Handicap 18).

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2011
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