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Binatone’s version of Large Hadron Collider set to go on sale
Product launched on QVC. [read...]
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‘They’re all as bad as each other!’ Genius at bus stop slams plan to teach kids politics
Plans to educate school children in the basic principles of politics have been widely condemned by someone standing at a bus stop. It is believed the critics’ boyfriend may also have posted something on a social media forum. [read...]
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Your guide to this year’s Christmas literature for children
In the run up to Christmas, children’s publishers around the UK echo to the groans of almost-dead horses being revived and flogged for presents and stocking-fillers. Here is your handy guide to the latest releases:
Money (for Old Rope), [read...]
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World Health Organisation names children as most prevalent STD
The World Health Organisation today issued a stark warning in a bid to curb the spread of a virulent sexually transmitted disease which it described as having reached ‘epidemic proportions’. [read...]
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Momo video was just Chris Grayling explaining Brexit
Parents have been warned that impressionable children may be watching a Conservative minister ‘with bulging eyes and huge beak-like mouth’. Alarmist details of the lack of Brexit planning, can lead to suicidal thoughts or panic buying of baked beans. [read...]