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Following the success of the UK Independence Party in many local elections where they gained huge numbers of seats, often without candidates setting out what they intend to do about the wide spectrum of issues confronting the electorate, or even turning up, the party insists it has listened to the public and intends to find some really good policies, and pretty damned soon.

UKIP insists that in the finest traditions of British commerce ever since the glorious 1950′s, that of course will mean ignoring the best that the British policy industry can offer and catching the first plane to China to source them at a fraction of the cost.

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Posted: May 10th, 2013
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The West finally made a positive intervention in the ongoing conflict which is devastating Syria by awarding a brand new Nissan Micra to the one millionth Syrian to cross the border into neighbouring states in the search for safety.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2013
More from World News

‘Unfortunately,’ said psychiatrist Dr Karen Young, ‘the Duke seems to be back to that previous period of robust form when, during a state visit to China, he told a group of British students: ‘If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed’; or when he told a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea:’You managed not to get eaten,then?’

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2013
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The reason for North Korea’s nuclear test earlier this week became clear today as state television in Pyongyang announced that Dear Leader Kim Jong-un had personally used the weapons to deflect an asteroid which, contrary to vicious Western propaganda, would otherwise have hit the Earth.

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2013
More from World News

Suspicions were raised after the professor recently postulated on the infinite expansion of the universe, the origin of matter and the need for an arms boycott of Taiwan.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2012
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