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Chinese State TV release video of successful Chinese Moon Landing

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2011
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Scotland to gift two ‘NEDS’ to China in return for pandas

Scottish First Minister Alex Salmond today signed an historic agreement to send two giant Scottish neds (non-educated delinquents) to the People’s Republic of China.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2011
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China defriends Google on Facebook for acting ‘well gay’

Google said it didn’t like hanging with China and doing shit because it was like too clingy and kept telling Google what to do ‘n shit.

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Posted: Dec 7th, 2010
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Chinese hack into Stephen Hawking

celebrated physicist discovered 'whopping great big black hole' in US-Sino diplomatic relationsSuspicions were raised after the professor recently postulated on the infinite expansion of the universe, the origin of matter and the need for an arms boycott of Taiwan.

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Posted: Sep 17th, 2010
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Isle of Wight leased to China for 99 years

Treasury and Foreign Office officials brought a smile to Gordon Brown’s face today when they revealed a multi-billion dollar Hong Kong-style deal with Beijing, in which the Isle of Wight will become an offshore colony of China.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2009
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