Northern Rail revealed radical plans to deal with its timetable disruption today, with the announcement that it will now just place a single, completely stationary 5,000-carriage train on the tracks between Preston and the Lake District, [read...]
A hoax-caller was tricked into believing that Boris Johnson is real person and not a skit involving Sacha Baron Cohen. The fake Foreign Secretary was able to maintain his ruse by pointing out that if David Davis could be a Minister, [read...]
Train companies are hoping that recent changes in the timetables will lead to today’s trains being so late, they will be on time for tomorrow. With average delays currently running at 19 hours, an additional 5 hours of delays will see the project celebrated as a success. [read...]
After months of speculation the government has finally taken control of the struggling East Coast Main Line, to hand over to the O’Jays in 2020. Transport Secretary Chris Grayling commented: ‘Previous operators of the East Coast Main Line, [read...]
Transport Minister Chris Grayling has claimed that those wanting proof Conservative austerity measures need look no further than the fact that we no longer see ‘clapped-out cars’ made up of various scrap yard spares on our roads. [read...]
