The Conservative Party has broken its promise for 200 000 starter homes, due to a lack of low-hanging jeans, a strong brew and ‘not having a Philips-head screw driver’. In fact, zero houses have been built, [read...]
‘Hallo, everyone! Chris here. Grayling. And I want to tell you why I say Boris for leader. Easy. He’s fun! I mean look at all the funny names he has for, well I always find it hard to find the right word. [read...]
Northern Rail revealed radical plans to deal with its timetable disruption today, with the announcement that it will now just place a single, completely stationary 5,000-carriage train on the tracks between Preston and the Lake District, [read...]
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
Plans are in motion to return the Secretary for Transport’s brain into public ownership, having previously been outsourced to pack of howler monkeys. The failed privatisation of Mr. Grayling has seen a catalogue of expensive failures; [read...]
