Spy thriller author John Le Carre has announced that the title of his forthcoming book will be ‘Tinker, Tailor, Unemployed, Deliveroo’. The book will see famous spymaster George Smiley confound his Russian counterparts once and for all by closing down Britain’s secret services, [read...]
Chris Grayling: My resolution is- hullo? Hullo? Can anyone hear me? I think one of us is on mute. Maybe me. Let me try this butto-
Nigel Farage: Don’t you worry, I resolve to continue harrying our lily-livered so-called politicians until we free our splendid nation from the thrall of our Eurocratic Overlords. [read...]
In an attempt to soften her public image, Home Secretary Priti Patel is to market her own range of knuckle dusters, flick knives and Japanese throwing stars. One Home Office source explained. ‘A lot of us were concerned that Priti might occasionally appear a little bit tetchy. [read...]
Ministers have announced a ‘brilliant’ way for Britain to jump the queue with the Pfizer vaccine, by placing a rush order through a dormant greetings card company registered in Liechtenstein by somebody who went to school with half the Cabinet. [read...]
Reports circulating this morning that a clue was spotted going through the front door of 10 Downing Street remain uncorroborated, despite several eyewitnesses coming forward. Following a meeting of the highly influential Haven’t a Clue Committee, [read...]
