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Chris Grayling to stand in Liberal leadership race
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
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UK in talks with China over high-speed import of Coronavirus
Boris Johnson is trying to find a cheaper way to bring the Coronavirus to the North of England. Previously the UK was relying on costly flights and cruise ships, but this deal would create a 7,000 mile rail link between Bejing to Birmingham and ‘all the lurgy we need’. [read...]
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Government leaks address of 10 Downing Street
The Cabinet Office accidentally uploaded the address of 10 Downing Street to an official website on Friday night. The address was taken down on Saturday morning. The leak has been described by former cabinet minister, [read...]
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Government fails to build any houses due to missing Allen Key
The Conservative Party has broken its promise for 200 000 starter homes, due to a lack of low-hanging jeans, a strong brew and ‘not having a Philips-head screw driver’. In fact, zero houses have been built, [read...]
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Chris Grayling: Why I’m supporting Boris for Leader.
‘Hallo, everyone! Chris here. Grayling. And I want to tell you why I say Boris for leader. Easy. He’s fun! I mean look at all the funny names he has for, well I always find it hard to find the right word. [read...]