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Chris Grayling to stand in Liberal leadership race
‘I am delighted to announce that I am throwing my shoe into the ring. Not my shoe, what is it you throw in? A hat, that’s right, I am throwing my hat into the pond. [read...]
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Government to re-nationalize Chris Grayling
Plans are in motion to return the Secretary for Transport’s brain into public ownership, having previously been outsourced to pack of howler monkeys. The failed privatisation of Mr. Grayling has seen a catalogue of expensive failures; [read...]
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Samuel Beckett wrote Brexit
Literary scholars have discovered a long forgotten text from the Nobel prize-winner, in which he describes an austerity-ridden landscape, filled with hapless characters stuck in a limbo of indicative votes. Although, there is some debate as to whether the working title was ‘Waiting for Brexit’, [read...]
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Grayling and Bradley: The Podcast
CG: Hi my name’s Chris Grayling and my colleague Karen Bradley’s supposed to say ‘Hi, My name’s Karen Bradley’ at this point but she’s still having trouble with the studio door. Push! Karen, push! You’re pulling. [read...]
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May: ‘I had personalty bypass surgery’
In light of an exposé to be run in this coming weekend’s Mail on Sunday, Theresa May has been forced to admit that she underwent a complete personality bypass some years ago at an exclusive Swiss clinic. [read...]