The government has announced plans to repurpose its long awaited contact-tracing app to find lost socks instead of people who may have come into contact with coronavirus. “The inexplicable disappearance of socks is one of the great mysteries of life. [read...]
The government is to change the length of a week from the traditional 7 days to 10 days. “It makes sense in so many ways.”, said Chris Grayling, speaking from going round and round in a revolving door. [read...]
In a surprising development it emerged today that former Transport Secretary and chocolate fire guard enthusiast Chris Grayling was responsible for the recent Twitter hack in which the accounts of several high profile figures were taken over and used to extort bitcoins. [read...]
A drunken 3 a.m. Facebook post by Chris Grayling has revealed that the hot potato of Parliament isn’t having a ‘world-beating week’, with further miseries including losing his House of Commons parking spot to Julian Lewis, [read...]
Police have shelved plans to use Chris Grayling as an undercover operative to test whether massage parlours and similar establishments are operating as brothels. “We decided to start with a known brothel, just to calibrate the test”, [read...]
