A ruling by Justice Secretary Chris Grayling that from August all young offenders will have to be in their cells with lights out by 22:30 may solve the UK’s sperm shortage says the British Fertility Society, [read...]
Following a spate of prisoners walking out of an open prison instead of doing the decent thing and finishing his sentence, the public are being urged to get themselves locked up at her majesty’s pleasure to help keep themselves safe from robbers and murders. [read...]
The Police are to be given a role in deciding whether or not a defendant receives legal aid support, under new proposals from Chris Grayling. [read...]
Defence Secretary Philip Hammond says that poor people in Britain should do more to help to kill poor people in other countries by taking a cut in their welfare benefits to allow much-needed funds for the armed forces. [read...]
‘The wife and children were in the house so I had a duty to protect them from this interloper. I’d completely forgotten my wife’s mother was staying with us.’ [read...]
