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Radio 1 to downgrade DJs from ‘perverts to crooks’

In what is being seen as another cost-cutting measure by the BBC, their flagship radio station has been forced to curtail expensive ‘extra-curricular activities’ by their presenters and offer more ‘revenue neutral’ illegalities. Staff development with the corporation will now focus on what DJ’s can ‘bring in’ in terms of ‘ill-gotten gains’, including rigging the Top 40 for the benefit of Far Eastern betting syndicates and melting Fearne Cotton down into gold bullion.

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2014
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Lung cancer still looks ‘way cool’, say scientists

Scientists and ‘guys with leather jackets’ have hailed the number of smokers across the world reaching the one billion mark as a ringing endorsement of nicotine, pulmonary disease, Dot Cotton and everyone who has appeared in a French film ever.

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Posted: Jan 15th, 2014
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Seven minutes to be added at end of Premier League season

At the end of each of the last matches in the Premier league this season, extra time will be played as usual but a further seven minutes will then be added in honour of Sir Alex Ferguson who announced his retirement from Manchester United today.

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Posted: May 8th, 2013
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Dad-of-two collapses during Moyles radio marathon

A father of two was recovering in hospital last night after collapsing 12 hours into an attempt to endure the entirety of the Chris Moyles radio show marathon.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2011
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New Year’s dishonours list to acknowledge ‘worst and most annoying’ of society

Although not officially announced until the end of next month, details of this year’s Dishonours List have been leaked and include dozens of newly-minted twats, pricks, sods and tossers – individuals whose contributions to public life have been irritating, infuriating or downright damaging.

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Posted: Nov 23rd, 2010
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Radio 1 to downgrade DJs from ‘perverts to crooks’

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Seven minutes to be added at end of Premier League season

Dad-of-two collapses during Moyles radio marathon

New Year’s dishonours list to acknowledge ‘worst and most annoying’ of society

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