‘Every day he would issue me with commandments – though most of them involved me sending him saucy photos – and at the time it all seemed very convincing.’
Posted: Feb 8th, 2014
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‘And what great master plan had hair falling out of your head, but starting to grow hair out of your ears at the same time?’
Posted: Jan 13th, 2014
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‘Mistake was noticed half way through the economy spin cycle.’
Posted: Jan 6th, 2014
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‘It’s always lovely to see you, but, to be honest we’re all really busy here.’
Posted: Nov 10th, 2013
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Holy Land constabulary have confirmed that they have taken an ‘aryan boy’ into protective custody, after concerns that he was not living with his ‘biological’ parent.
Posted: Oct 25th, 2013
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