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Meek of the earth ‘still waiting’

‘It’s been 2,000 years’ said Brian, a member of the Meek Society ‘and we still haven’t inherited anything. I suggested seeing a lawyer, but the one we went to had a pretty stern receptionist so after a few minutes of blushing and stammering we left again.’

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Posted: May 8th, 2015
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Jesus still working on ‘difficult’ second coming

star admits he's kept fans waiting 'too long'‘You’ve got to strike that difficult balance between giving fans more of what they want and taking things on artistically.’

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2015
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Church of England ‘forces women into bobble hats’

the Devil doesn't wear Pom PomsCovering should be ‘fluffy, preferably woollen, with a pom-pom on top’.

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2015
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Thousands of UK churchgoers at risk of being interested

centuries of boring them to death still not workingThousands of young people who regularly attend church in the UK may be vulnerable to feelings of mild interest, according to a report released today.

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Posted: Feb 14th, 2015
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God ‘gutted’ after Jesus signs for Islam on a free contract

Jesus‘the time’s now right to move out of my comfort zone and try something new.‘

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2015
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