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Crucifixion of Jesus ‘may have been a DIY accident’
‘He may have got in a tangle attempting to put up some shelves’ [read...]
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Unlucky man has all his Christmases come at once
‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs. [read...]
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God to appear in a vision and warn cinemagoers to turn off their mobile phones
After the failure of the Christianity campaign to advertise in cinemas, the Lord thy God will appear in a vision in selected cinemas to promote blessed popcorn, 2 for 1 baptisms and holy Fanta. [read...]
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Baker refuses to make Christian cake
A baker in N.Ireland has flatly refused to bake a cake for a Christian couple saying the whole concept behind the cake was totally abhorrent and against everything he stood for. Baker Jason Beesley said the couple had asked him to bake a cake made from unleavened bread and red wine but 43 year old… [read...]
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‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail
‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. [read...]