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Christmas Card industry paralysed as entire nation ‘waits to see who sends us one’

Greeting card retailers and the mail rooms of Post Offices across the country were described as ‘eerily quiet’ in early December, as the usual rush to send Christmas cards failed to materialise and the entire population of the UK decided to ‘wait and see who sends us one first’ instead.

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Posted: Dec 8th, 2012
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Queen’s Christmas message to be replaced with round-robin letter

‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2011
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Round-robin reports another great year for La Cosa Nostra

greetings from Casa GrimbinoThe annual round-robin letter from the Grimbinos reports that New York’s most infamous Italian family has gone from strength to strength in 2010 and is eagerly anticipating 2011.

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Posted: Jan 2nd, 2011
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Greetings card company launches ‘Bollocks to You’ range

‘I want you to die in a terrible chip-pan fire’ is expected to be a big seller in the run up to the busy festive season, with other inspired sentiments including: ‘You’re retiring – We can finally get rid of that smell,’

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2009
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Mother sends out honest round-robin with family Christmas cards

‘Rufus is developing a great enthusiasm for internet pornography and masturbation.’

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Posted: Dec 3rd, 2008
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