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Queen’s Christmas address to be just 10 minutes of her drinking gin
We’re putting that down to her recent private viewing of ‘Joker’ that she requested for the ninth time. [read...]
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Christ happy to hear it’s now Morrisons that makes Christmas
During an ad-break while watching the movie ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ – televised for the sixty-seventh time this month – it was revealed to Jesus Christ that when it comes to the modern-day Christmas, “Morrisons makes it”, [read...]
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Cameron invokes Pipes of Peace in Christmas message
‘It’s really important that we give the little children all we can until the war is won,’ said Prime Minister David Cameron in his annual message. ‘Not that we started it, of course. We didn’t start the fire, [read...]