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Santa set to replace reindeer with Toyota Prius derivative to offset environmental concerns

reindeer turned into bio-fuelAfter wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, Father Christmas has decided to replace his team of flying reindeer with an engine based upon the Toyota Prius.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2010
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Thief hits all time low being caught Xmas shoplifting at Poundland

will be released on bail if he can raise £2.43Small-time criminal Jed Simmonds admitted he had reached rock bottom after being caught shoplifting at Poundland, the high-street bargain basement store.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2010
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UPS buy 40% stake ‘in Santa’

On a statement on their website today, Santa Claus Deliveries Inc. has confirmed that it has accepted a bid from UPS for a 40% stake in its distribution service.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2009
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Marriage in crisis as husband eschews Christmas sex in favour of cash alternative

same old present, year after yearThe 22-year union between Lionel and Marjorie Alwyn was reportedly under threat last night, as it emerged that Mr Alwyn had declined their traditional festive sexual congress and asked ‘for the money instead’.

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Posted: Dec 15th, 2009
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Golfer stunned by useful Christmas present

‘What do you get the man who has everything, in tartan?’

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2007
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