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The Hardcastle family say they’re probably not going to buy a 40-inch 100Hz HD Ready LCD TV with all-around Dolby sound this Christmas

nothing on anyway‘I know that in January we’ll both miss that sinking feeling when you get the bill and know you can’t pay it, but I expect this year we’ll put the tele and the kettle on and get over it.’

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2014
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Gift solutions to feature ‘Oh, That’ll Do’ stickers

Oh That'll DoOther labels include ‘Sort of in the Right Area’ and ‘Appropriateness Will Need To Be Explained After Opening’.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2013
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Christmas shopper loses the will to live in Argos

Paramedics were unable to save the shopper, who just wanted to collect a Nintendo Wii.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2013
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Advertisement Feature: This year’s must-have Christmas gift for home and garden – the Plebgate

Available in exquisite wrought-iron moulding, this beautiful relic of aristocrat sensibility is the perfect gift for anyone who wants a purpose-made access point for visiting tradespeople and regrettable lower-class acquaintances.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2012
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Bollocks, says everyone, as Mayan apocalypse fails to happen

Same time next year, eh lads.There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2012
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