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Gift solutions to feature ‘Oh, That’ll Do’ stickers

Oh That'll DoOther labels include ‘Sort of in the Right Area’ and ‘Appropriateness Will Need To Be Explained After Opening’.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2013
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Christmas shopper loses the will to live in Argos

Paramedics were unable to save the shopper, who just wanted to collect a Nintendo Wii.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2013
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Advertisement Feature: This year’s must-have Christmas gift for home and garden – the Plebgate

Available in exquisite wrought-iron moulding, this beautiful relic of aristocrat sensibility is the perfect gift for anyone who wants a purpose-made access point for visiting tradespeople and regrettable lower-class acquaintances.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2012
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Bollocks, says everyone, as Mayan apocalypse fails to happen

Same time next year, eh lads.There has been widespread disappointment among the planet’s male population as Britain woke up today to find that the Doomsday forecast by the Ancient Mayans’ ‘long count’ failed to happen.

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2012
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Unlucky man has all his Christmases come at once

‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs.

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Posted: Jun 8th, 2012
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