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Christmas shopper falls victim to ‘hostile makeover’

A Debenhams customer was today reliving her nightmare ordeal after being trapped on a slightly wobbly stool and having cosmetic products ruthlessly applied to her face against her will.

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Posted: Dec 17th, 2010
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New record set for stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that are only seen in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Al-Qaeda causes panic in West by declaring: ‘We’ve finished our Christmas shopping already’

Terrorist movement al-Qaeda have announced that they have already finished all their Christmas shopping, sparking widespread panic and feelings of doom in the West.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2010
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Ryanair’s even cheaper European flights to take passengers miles from intended destination

Ryanair have unveiled plans for even cheaper flights to Europe by flying passengers to cities that are hundreds of miles away from their intended destination.

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Posted: Dec 15th, 2009
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The Hardcastle family say they’re probably not going to buy a 40-inch 100Hz HD Ready LCD TV with all-around Dolby sound this Christmas

nothing on anyway‘I know that in January we’ll both miss that sinking feeling when you get the bill and know you can’t pay it, but I expect this year we’ll put the tele and the kettle on and get over it.’

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2009
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