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New record set for stock levels of cheap shit in temporary shops

With Christmas barely a month away, the temporary shops that are only seen in shopping centres in November and December are desperately increasing stock levels of cheap crap to unprecedented levels.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Al-Qaeda causes panic in West by declaring: ‘We’ve finished our Christmas shopping already’

Terrorist movement al-Qaeda have announced that they have already finished all their Christmas shopping, sparking widespread panic and feelings of doom in the West.

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Posted: Nov 21st, 2010
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Ryanair’s even cheaper European flights to take passengers miles from intended destination

Ryanair have unveiled plans for even cheaper flights to Europe by flying passengers to cities that are hundreds of miles away from their intended destination.

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Posted: Dec 15th, 2009
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Christmas shopper loses the will to live in Argos

Paramedics were unable to save the shopper, who just wanted to collect a Nintendo Wii.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2007
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Gift solutions to feature ‘Oh, That’ll Do’ stickers

Oh That'll DoOther labels include ‘Sort of in the Right Area’ and ‘Appropriateness Will Need To Be Explained After Opening’.

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Posted: Dec 11th, 2006
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