With only 312 shopping days left until Christmas, John Lewis is preparing to show its much-anticipated Christmas advert, with Morrisons and Tesco promising to launch theirs next week. According to some sources the John Lewis ad will feature a sad snowman who is befriended by a Brussel sprout. [read...]
Almost every person in the UK has maxed out their bank accounts just 12 days into January, despite nothing being open for them to spend their hard-earned money on. Barely 2 weeks into the new year and people across the country are scratching their heads at why they have so little funds remaining, [read...]
Across the nation, households are attempting to eat all the remaining unhealthy food that was bought for Christmas before embarking on a new healthy eating and exercise regime for 2021. Typically, breakfast now consists of Twiglets and Cheese Footballs, [read...]
A dog forced to put on a Christmas jumper against its will is quietly waiting for the perfect moment to sink his teeth into its owner’s ankle. Six-year-old Miniature Schnauzer Barnaby Green made the decision to attack after he was forced into a knitted ‘Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer’ jumper-with-hat combo set. [read...]
The Prime Minister has hinted that the government’s Daily Corona Briefing will take on a more light-hearted tone as the countdown to Christmas progresses. In order to make the news a little more Christmassy, Johnson has decided that as he speaks to the nation, [read...]
