The scraggly remains of some seasonal decoration, sellotaped to the underside of your bannister, has already hung on longer than your commitment to the gym, your resolution to phone your parents once a month and your belief in privatization. [read...]
The tea-collecting season commences on January 1st as part of a prolonged cleansing ritual that also features gruelling levels of physical exertion, enforced boredom and various forms of abstinence. Participants experience a number of unpleasant psychological ill effects, [read...]
A man is fighting for his life today after going ‘cold turkey’ following a Christmas eating binge. Dick Scales, 36, a much loved member of sleepy local seaside town Ringhersham remains in a ‘Stable, [read...]
Police say they have released an American woman on bail after being called to a domestic disturbance at a residence in Sandringham, Norfolk, on Christmas Eve. It is believed that she is likely to face magistrates in Thetford on charges of aggravated breach of etiquette. [read...]
A potentially disastrous situation was narrowly averted at the Ellington family’s Christmas Day lunch in Redditch. [read...]
