As the festive season drags on, Nick Warren (59) of Nottingham has ceased trying to work out what day of the week it is.
‘I am pretty sure that Christmas Day was a Thursday, but there were three Saturdays in a row before that and since then it seems that Saturday and Sunday have alternated.’
Posted: Dec 31st, 2014
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A man is fighting for his life today after going ‘cold turkey’ following a Christmas eating binge. Dick Scales, 36, a much loved member of sleepy local seaside town Ringhersham remains in a ‘Stable, but critical condition’ following a sudden withdrawal of festive foodstuffs.
Posted: Dec 30th, 2014
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The BBC has scored a ratings hit this Christmas with a special edition of Celebrity Total Wipeout in which all 12 C-listers failed to stay the course and were stretchered off the show in coffins.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2014
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‘My house is now littered with extra crap that relatives and friends have bought me, so naturally my next move is to brave the storms to buy more.’
Posted: Dec 26th, 2014
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Since mid-December, children have being making an effort to be slightly less obnoxious than usual in the hope that Santa will forget what they’ve been like for the rest of the year. But since the appearance of overpriced tat wrapped in shiny paper, such concerns have been abandoned.
Posted: Dec 25th, 2014
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