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Hilarious man makes ‘only 50 weeks until Christmas’ joke

‘I was just standing by the water cooler, telling everyone about how hilarious the Christmas special of Mrs Brown’s Boys was, and it just came to me,’ explained Hamilton. ‘What if I said it’s only 50 weeks until Christmas!’

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Posted: Jan 5th, 2014
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Intelligence service fears that Round Robin writers may develop Twitter capacity

Christmas Round Robin writers may have learned mass demoralisation techniques that can be deployed any time of the year, security chiefs have warned.

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Posted: Dec 29th, 2013
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‘I hate Christmas, it’s so expensive,’ says woman queuing outside Next at 5am

tradition must be observedThousands of people across Britain have explained how ‘knackered and broke’ they are this week, whilst being herded into single-file queues by shopping mall security staff in the early hours of the morning.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2013
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Community accused of exploiting miser’s breakdown

as if all their Christmases came at onceThe people of Tricklewood, East London took advantage of local miser Eric Scrooge after he suffered a mental collapse, a jury at the High Court heard today.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2013
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‘Santa Claus is my mother’ claims seven year old boy

A young Hampshire boy claims that he has uncovered the secret identity of Father Christmas, and that the world’s most famous gift-giver is actually his very own mother.

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Posted: Dec 25th, 2013
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