Britain’s savvy kids have topped their Christmas wish-lists this year by asking Santa for six-figure Covid-related government handouts. Usually, the Christmas best-sellers are games consoles, bikes, phones, or Bitcoin. 2020’s children, being forced to be news-aware, [read...]
Christmas has come early for many Remainers, now that Dominic Cummings has agreed to step down to pursue his villainy in the private sector. Accepting a post with Beelzebub will allow Mr. Cummings the chance to finally give the electorate eternal damnation or ‘full Brexit’ as he refers to it. [read...]
The British Euphemism Council will today begin reclaiming the word trump after its four year sabbatical being used in world politics. The BEC hope that in a few months’ time we will again hear sentences shouted across playgrounds like “Yuk! [read...]
Jingle Bells have been urged not to jingle all the way as part of special measures this Christmas. A spokesperson explained ‘Under normal circumstances we would insist on full completion of the bell-jingling guidelines. But this year, [read...]
Christmas has been thrown into turmoil, as new government guidance now includes vegetables towards the number of people that you can safely pull a cracker with, meaning that most family get-togethers will be incompatible with a traditional Christmas lunch with all the trimmings. [read...]
