Unlikely wizard Dave Brown has this week prompted the regeneration of plant life, the birth of lambs, and the mild improvement of the weather in the northern hemisphere. He conducted a ritual on Tuesday night when he was a bit peckish before bed. [read...]
As retro-tech rides high, with turntables and vinyl now must-haves on the wish lists of millennials and Hipsters everywhere, hot on the heels of Samsung’s new folding phone comes Apple’s latest offering, the iPhone CallBox. [read...]
‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs. [read...]
The first week back at work after the festive holiday has seen everyone in Britain mark themselves on LinkedIn as ‘open’ to new job offers from recruiters, including everyone who works at LinkedIn. A large number of people have updated their skills to include eating Pringles for breakfast, [read...]
‘It just happened,’ said septuagenarian Geoff Taylor of his big breakthrough. ‘After months of mistakenly calling Chloe by the name of Tom’s ex-wife, I just got it.’ ‘He was doubly pleased with himself because it happened just in time for Tom and Chloe’s visit on Boxing Day,’ his wife Jan explained. [read...]
