‘Shopping for 37 Christmases for all your friends and families is a nightmare,’ revealed Nito, who is still suffering the terrible mental side effects of concentrated exposure to months’ worth of novelty Christmas songs. [read...]
The first week back at work after the festive holiday has seen everyone in Britain mark themselves on LinkedIn as ‘open’ to new job offers from recruiters, including everyone who works at LinkedIn. A large number of people have updated their skills to include eating Pringles for breakfast, [read...]
‘It just happened,’ said septuagenarian Geoff Taylor of his big breakthrough. ‘After months of mistakenly calling Chloe by the name of Tom’s ex-wife, I just got it.’ ‘He was doubly pleased with himself because it happened just in time for Tom and Chloe’s visit on Boxing Day,’ his wife Jan explained. [read...]
Once-a-year church attenders have been left fuming after the terms and conditions of their relationship with their religious provider were unilaterally changed. Fair weather faith-keepers found out the news as they headed into Christingle and Midnight mass services up and down the land. [read...]
A Christmas game of Monopoly that started at 3.10 when the Queen’s Speech finished is still in full flow, and although there’s nothing particularity remarkable about that in itself, what is perhaps more unusual is in this case the dice started to roll after Her Majesty’s broadcast in 1978, [read...]
