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Tories propose four new Banker’s Holidays

Countering Jeremy Corbyn’s proposal for more public holidays, the Conservative Party plans to offer additional ‘Banker’s Holidays’ for tax avoidance, sub-prime lending and general financial dickishness. The four new days will be in addition to the other 361 calendar dates when the City of London is permitted to transfer funds to Switzerland, [read...]


Zuzu’s petals found on EBay

With Christmas barely started, unwanted gifts have already flooded EBay; including EU membership, £1000 leather trousers and a Southern Rail franchise. Worse still, Zuzu Bailey has discovered her father has auctioned off her petals in order to subsidize his addiction to scratch cards and to pay for all his kids’ iPhones. [read...]

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