Once-a-year church attenders have been left fuming after the terms and conditions of their relationship with their religious provider were unilaterally changed. Fair weather faith-keepers found out the news as they headed into Christingle and Midnight mass services up and down the land. [read...]
Fogeys, fops and dandies are ‘joyful’ today as the season for using words like ’tis, ’twas and ‘twixt has arrived. ‘I love those olde-worlde, Dickensian words and expressions,’ said articled clerk Roger Tweed, 57. ‘I was only saying to Mrs Tweed on the 16th inst. [read...]
A dog forced to put on a Christmas jumper against its will is quietly waiting for the perfect moment to sink his teeth into its owner’s ankle. Six-year-old Miniature Schnauzer Barnaby Green made the decision to attack after he was forced into a knitted ‘Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer’ jumper-with-hat combo set. [read...]
After the recent cold spell, where millimetres of drifting snow ground the UK to a halt, there has been a surge of interest in betting on the weather conditions likely to happen on the 25th December. [read...]
Twas the night before Brexit and all through the House
Of Commons, no sex occurred. No hand down a blouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
With Gove hung by the neck and the treasury was bare [read...]