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New for Christmas 2013: Sky+ remote now lets you pause and rewind live arguments

rewind, pause, go over it again, and again and againHurried onto the market for the important Christmas period, Sky TV have announced a new upgrade of their Sky+ remote control.

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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2013
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Worrying report shows most twentysomethings ‘still not feeling Christmassy’

A report by the Department of Health has concluded that the majority of people in their mid-twenties are still not feeling the magic of the festive season despite the worrying proximity to Christmas Day.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2013
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Nations begin traditional Christmas warfare

potential for worst nuclear winter since records beganCountries around the world have begun bombing each other in the run up to Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2013
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Christmas family row starts early in North Korea

Anyone for Turkey? No? Ok, how about Iran?North Korea has announced that it has once again proven the superiority of its socialist system by having its Christmas dinner family argument earlier than any other country in the world. ‘Great Successor’ Kim Jon-un has ‘decisively pre-empted’ any potential disruption or family dissent over the forthcoming festive period by having his uncle Chang Song-thaek executed.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2013
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Marriage in crisis as husband eschews Christmas sex in favour of cash alternative

same old present, year after yearThe 22-year union between Lionel and Marjorie Alwyn was reportedly under threat last night, as it emerged that Mr Alwyn had declined their traditional festive sexual congress and asked ‘for the money instead’.

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Posted: Dec 13th, 2013
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