Restaurateurs and microbiologists are bracing themselves for a seasonal fusion between the nation’s least imaginative side-dish and its most virulent side-blister. This heady mixture leads to an unsightly phenomenon that can linger on the upper lip if not treated properly by dabbing with a McDonald’s serviette, [read...]
In a move that market analysts say is sure to be popular with their EU female clientele, Starbucks have revealed that their new Christmas cup is a protest against the EU’s tax on female sanitary products. [read...]
DJs and shops across the country have already begun clearing time on their playlists for the as yet unwritten and unrecorded single to confirm their support of the unconfirmed campaign, lest they be considered as unchristmassy as someone who doesn’t care for the Coca-Cola advert. [read...]
The man on the moon featured in this year’s John Lewis Christmas advert has sent an angry letter back to the little girl on earth demanding to know what happened to the penguin he wanted. [read...]
With Halloween almost upon us and Bonfire Night shortly behind, savvy supermarket managers are limbering up to pop their 10 track Christmas CD on loop in the stores music system for everyone’s enjoyment.
‘The 6th November wouldn’t be 6th November without Slade’s ‘Merry Christmas Everybody’ [read...]