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Lego launches new Coalition Cabinet minifigures range

The new Lego characters include ‘Culture Secretary Dude’, sporting a large Sky satellite dish on his head feeding directly into an earpiece.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2012
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Church compromise on gay marriage; ‘ladyboys acceptable’

In a surprise olive branch from the Church of England, Doctor Rowan Williams this morning announced that the church would support marriage between two men as long as one of them ‘looked like a bird.’

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Posted: Jul 18th, 2012
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Number of bishops who want to become women grows

‘If God had wanted Bishops to become women, he would have re-designed their vestments and hats.’

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Posted: Jul 9th, 2012
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Fury after CBBC refuses to screen ScientologyGerbil

nothing to do with him being bigger than Tom CruiseThe BBC is embroiled in a major legal action after declining to run the children’s animation show ScientologyGerbil.

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Posted: Jun 19th, 2012
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New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent

will be asked to belch 'Archbishop of Canterbury' without pausing in the finale‘It’s high time people got to choose their Archbishop according to who can perform the best song and dance routine,’ said executive producer Simon Cowell. ‘I’m no theologian but I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus would have wanted.’

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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