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New Archbishop to be chosen via TV variety show, Bishops Got Talent

will be asked to belch 'Archbishop of Canterbury' without pausing in the finale‘It’s high time people got to choose their Archbishop according to who can perform the best song and dance routine,’ said executive producer Simon Cowell. ‘I’m no theologian but I’m pretty sure it’s what Jesus would have wanted.’

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2012
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Archbishop of Canterbury attacks Arsène Wenger for ‘lack of killer touch’

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, has launched an outspoken attack on Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger, criticising the Frenchman for ’persistent overuse of foreign players’ and ‘lack of killer touch‘.

The Archbishop made the remarks in a guest editorial for Shoot magazine.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2011
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Conservatives and Lib Dems unmasked in sham marriage clampdown

A Church of England crackdown on sham marriages has raised fundamental questions about the union of David Cameron and Nick Clegg who were married in a civil ceremony in May last year.

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Posted: Apr 13th, 2011
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Church of England ‘forces women into bobble hats’

the Devil doesn't wear Pom PomsThe Church of England confirmed yesterday that it will soon require female adherents to cover their heads in public, and that the covering should be ‘fluffy, preferably woollen, with a pom-pom on top’.

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2011
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Bon viveur churchgoers rejoice as 2011 Guide to Good Communion Wine launched

miraculously goodThe Guide, known to aficionados as ‘The Bible’, lists the best locations for communion wine the length and breadth of the country, including tasting notes on the best Eucharistic tipples of the year.

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2011
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