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Senator hospitalised after epic filibuster

US Senator Rand Paul has been hospitalised after a record 13-hour talking filibuster. He was diagnosed with laryngitis and complications due to urinary retention, and remains in a critical condition.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2013
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Christian clergy ‘waterboarding infants’ as rite of passage

confessed to everythingThe Christian church was today accused of employing enhanced interrogation techniques as part of a barbaric ritual for inducting babies and young children into the ways of the faith.

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Posted: Aug 14th, 2012
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Hackers winning cyber war after finding list of believable names

‘An email from a ‘Yoyo Delite-Horse2′ might be easy to spot, but can anyone say with any certainty whether ‘Brian Sponge Fingerr’ is a real person?’

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2011
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‘Good Housekeeping’ attacks Bin Laden’s wives for messy home

‘The lounge where he watched the television was a complete disgrace,’ said editor Jeramia Jones. ‘With three wives, you’d think one of them would have got a duster out.’

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Posted: May 10th, 2011
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US Navy SEAL banned from hide-and-seek competitions for ‘unsportsmanlike conduct’

now disappearing 'long-time'The World Hide-and-Seek Federation has taken the unprecedented step of handing a lifetime ban to US Navy SEAL Lance Johnson following an incident in Pakistan last week which led to the death of the then hide-and-seek world record holder, Osama bin Laden.

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Posted: May 8th, 2011
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