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BBFC issues new language guidelines for crap films

Citing audience surveys that concluded that people have ‘seen a shitload of crap films lately’, the BBFC has issued new guidelines that will break film releases into three categories: Good, (G) Bollocks (B) and Utter Shite (Pirates of the Caribbean 2)

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2014
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Local man who saw only one film last year now pretty sure it was the wrong one

Despite an article in the South Devon Herald advising him that if he only saw one film that year it should be Super 8 by J. J. Abrams, local pipe salesman George Lawrence is now not so sure he made the right choice.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2012
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Hollywood mogul admits ‘No new ideas’

Following the recent release of another Hollywood-blockbuster-based-on-a-comic-hero, Captain America, a studio mogul with MGM has revealed that writers have completely run out of inspiration and that there are no new ideas left.

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Posted: Jul 28th, 2011
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Danny Boyle’s film career on hold after his plot machine is stolen

‘The machine has produced such different titles as 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Earlier, Please Allow 28 days for Delivery, and 24, for which it is thought Boyle might be claiming undue credit.’

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2011
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Court awards viewer of new Will Ferrell film 101 minutes of his life back

entertainment value 'may have been mis-sold'Viewers who ‘quite enjoyed’ Dodgeball were ‘completely unprepared’ for what followed.

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2009
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