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NASA to end 49-year-ban on clowns in space

clowns' discoveries of water in space by the bucket load turned out to be scraps of paperThe US national space agency today announced the long-expected reversal of their previous ban on clowns being allowed on manned space missions. Although it was relaxed in 1995 to a ‘Don’t Laugh, Don’t Tell’ policy, it still placed heavy restrictions on overt tomfoolery.

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Posted: Sep 20th, 2014
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Man still being studiously ignored in room full of elephants

Despite hovering by the peanuts and desperately trying to make eye contact, Dave Harris is still finding it hard to get noticed by the largely elephantine occupants of The Room.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2014
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Cuts in UK Circus College ‘limit Britain’s clown capabilities’

‘I understand that the UK is down to two clown cars, barely enough to transport a mere 30 clowns. Some of their shoes have been reduced to size 20 and buckets of gunk are having to be rationed.’

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2014
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Clowns ‘should travel to work in uniform’

'clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...'‘The psychological benefits of seeing someone struggle through a busy ticket-gate in outsized trousers cannot be overstated.’

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2011
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Ford unveil new car for the clown market

clown car‘The brand leader in mid-range vehicles that fall apart as they drive round and round in little circles.’

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2007
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