Economy plunged into crisis as office worker loses pen
The economy entered further turmoil this morning when career civil servant John Smith turned up to work, sat down at his desk, reached for his pen and discovered it wasn’t there.
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Internet security crisis as civil servant leaves Sir Tim Berners-Lee on train
‘This represents a major security breach,’ said Home Secretary Theresa May, ‘As the inventor of the World Wide Web, Sir Tim knows everything, holds all the passwords, and is the only person able to turn the Internet on and off.’
Posted: Jul 1st, 2010
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