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The economy is stupid, agree political leaders

all in it togetherLeaders from seven political parties last night agreed that the UK economy was stupid, but that it wasn’t its fault.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2015
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Tub of lard hires PR consultant in run up to election debates

A tub of Lard is ‘investing heavily’ in media training and public relations advice ahead of its likely appearance in April’s election debate, but fears have been raised that other fat-based products, especially margarine, could be excluded under rules set by broadcasters.

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2015
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Election campaigns kick start five months of uninterrupted lying

best to hide under the sofa until it's all overWith fingers crossed, fidgeting and winking to the camera, Prime Minister David Cameron fired the starting pistol to the longest sustained stream of affluent effluent in electoral history. He was swiftly joined by the leaders of all the main political parties keen to shovel on extra dollops of steaming manifesto do-do’s and don’t-don’ts.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2015
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Nick Clegg to use everyone’s paternity leave next year

another great idea!Anticipating he will have a lot of ‘free time on his hands’ after the next election, the Deputy Prime Minister has volunteered to provide round-the-clock support to all new parents. The Liberal Democrat’s’ manifesto will pledge that Mr. Clegg will stay with couples for up to six weeks after the birth of their child; providing nappy changing, reassuring hugs and amusing anecdotes about proportionate representation if ‘…baby refuses to go to sleep’.

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2014
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‘Yes’ to form coalition with ‘No’

none of the above came thirdTheir natural allies were ‘Meh’.

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Posted: May 26th, 2014
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