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Cliché Society back from the brink

The Crawley Cliché Society has made a dramatic recovery, only months after it nearly calling it a day. The society has been at the heart of the community for ever and a day, however, due to dwindling footfall, the writing had been on the wall until new society secretary Robert Gordon took the reins.

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Posted: Apr 1st, 2014
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Elephant in the room died of ‘loneliness and neglect’

In a room full of people, mostly preoccupied with ‘pushing the envelope’ and ‘picking the low-hanging fruit’, Jumbo died neglected and malnourished.

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Posted: Feb 17th, 2014
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‘Nice Cop’ subverts detective movie genre

The film features Lou Jung as a home loving, cheerful New York cop. His conventional, gentle and cynicism free approach to the job has left audiences stunned.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2014
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Anyone who says ‘on a daily basis’ to be waterboarded on a daily basis

Under stringent new government regulations, anyone who says they do something ‘on a daily basis’ or ‘on a regular basis’ or on an anything-else basis is to be waterboarded on a daily basis until they learn to speak English and say ‘daily’ or ‘regularly’.

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Posted: Mar 18th, 2011
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