Remember Boris Johnson declared: “As a country, society, planet, and species, we must take urgent action on climate change”, underlining his commitment by strangling a coal-streaked canary to death onstage. One year on from his bold performance piece, [read...]
Government stats have revealed today that whenever it snows there are fewer covid-19 cases reported. ‘It’s almost as if treacherous roads, sub-zero temperatures and blizzard conditions frighten the virus away,’ said one expert on virus behaviour. [read...]
Squiffy haired pus machine and Prime Minister of the Twilight Zone, Boris Johnson has stopped the world as we know it coming to an end. Somehow, he has managed to achieve the impossible by applying his bumbling, [read...]
Washington DC 7th November 2020: Soon to be ousted President Donald J. Trump has a new electoral villain in his sight – and it’s himself. ‘I’m going to sue the ass off him’ complained Trump ‘There’s a schmuck who suggested that people suffering from the China Virus should inject bleach or drink disinfectant – [read...]
Swedish teenager and environmentalist, Greta Thunberg, has singlehandedly brought the planet to the brink of climate disaster. After typing a long, angry letter to President Trump on her old manual typewriter, berating him for not doing anything about climate change, [read...]
