The UN has today announced that a three-degree rise in temperatures around the world will, eventually, solve everything.
For a start, experts have announced that Kevin Spacey can’t swim and he, therefore, will perish . [read...]
Environmental campaigners are supporting a new initiative to have all new cars painted green after the year 2020 and to provide grants for all existing cars which are not coloured green to be re-sprayed by 2025. [read...]
A government spokesman has blamed increasing CO2 levels and rising temperatures for making the whole business of governing opaque. DEFRA analysis of climate change data has indicated a shift in openness and honesty amongst Whitehall staff. [read...]
A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth is heading towards widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Central London in their VW camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. [read...]
‘We were aware that we had a grave responsibility to act now and protect future generations of UN delegates from catastrophic summit venues.’ [read...]
