Squiffy haired pus machine and Prime Minister of the Twilight Zone, Boris Johnson has stopped the world as we know it coming to an end. Somehow, he has managed to achieve the impossible by applying his bumbling, [read...]
Washington DC 7th November 2020: Soon to be ousted President Donald J. Trump has a new electoral villain in his sight – and it’s himself. ‘I’m going to sue the ass off him’ complained Trump ‘There’s a schmuck who suggested that people suffering from the China Virus should inject bleach or drink disinfectant – [read...]
Swedish teenager and environmentalist, Greta Thunberg, has singlehandedly brought the planet to the brink of climate disaster. After typing a long, angry letter to President Trump on her old manual typewriter, berating him for not doing anything about climate change, [read...]
Following Emma Thompson’s appearance at the Extinction Rebellion demo, more stars of Love Actually are set to highlight the effects on the environment of booking a flight and hopping across the Atlantic. Director Richard Curtis said that the cast felt morally obliged to act on this defining issue of our time as nothing could be worse than the impending climate disaster humanity has wreaked on the planet. [read...]
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that the UK has achieved its stated aim of ensuring the country was powered entirely through solar power 15 years ahead of the apparently aggressive 2035 target announced only two weeks ago. [read...]
