The Eurovision Song Contest of climate change; the COP25 meeting, has been relocated from Chile to Madrid due to violent protests in the South American country arising from Bill Oddie pulling out. This after previously being moved to Chile from Brazil after Brazil double-booked the venue with a wedding. [read...]
An unnamed member of the Extinction Rebellion has said she was torn between doing the right thing, with it’s fleeting satisfaction, as opposed to the sheer unbridled joy of being proven right. Despite doing her best to save a willfully stupid population, [read...]
In response to the country being narrowly split, 2% to 98% in favour of helping the environment, the Prime Minister has promised to take back control of our weather systems. His current proposal is a Clexit, [read...]
A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth is heading towards widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Central London in their VW camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. [read...]
After a meeting of the Government’s COBRA Committee late last night, Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced that 250 beavers will be drafted in to help emergency services and the armed forces in shoring up the unstable dam wall at Toddbrook Reservoir. [read...]
