In response to the country being narrowly split, 2% to 98% in favour of helping the environment, the Prime Minister has promised to take back control of our weather systems. His current proposal is a Clexit, [read...]
A two-man, two-woman, one-Great Dane team of young Americans has exposed the belief that the Earth is heading towards widespread famine and ecological disaster, as the work of a scheming fraudster. Team leader Fred explained that they were passing through Central London in their VW camper van when a recent copy of the Daily Express alerted them to a mystery. [read...]
After a meeting of the Government’s COBRA Committee late last night, Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced that 250 beavers will be drafted in to help emergency services and the armed forces in shoring up the unstable dam wall at Toddbrook Reservoir. [read...]
The owners of Britain’s tanning emporia are holding emergency talks today as evidence accumulates that the rise in global temperatures could ravage the industry. They have called on the government to act quickly before places with names like Tantastic and We-bbq-u become derelict ghost buildings. [read...]
Angry people across the UK have lifted their knuckles from the ground and demanded answers as to why there is apparently a shortage of carbon dioxide for drinks plants, when scientists and other lefties have been telling them for years that the world is getting hotter because there is too much of it. [read...]
