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Climate change causes London 2012 to merge Summer and Winter Olympics

Sebastian Coe has shocked the sporting establishment by announcing that, due a combination of climate change and the credit crunch, London 2012 will see the first ever combined Summer and Winter Olympics.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2010
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Shortest day shrinking warn climatologists

The annual shortest day is shrinking, claim scientists at the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU).

‘If present trends continue,’ said the CRU’s Dr James Foster, ‘by 2050 it won’t be worth getting out of bed on the shortest day.’

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2009
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Climate Change Scientists Warn ‘Loads More Bad Stuff’

‘human race is headed for that total annihilation they warned about before – only more so’

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Posted: Nov 9th, 2009
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Environmentalists receive unexpected support from Thatcherites in bid to close coal-fired power station

Green protestors at a Nottinghamshire power station have received unexpected reinforcement from Thatcherites, who despite being thought to have disbanded have lost none of their contempt for the coal industry.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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Nude protest organized by creepy man with no interest in climate change

Organiser proposed that the mass nude protest take place ‘in the woods near my house.’

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2009
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