‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’
Posted: Mar 7th, 2012
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Researchers at the Institute for Applied Theoretics, in Basel, France, claim that climate change is increasing the risk of shorter Februaries, and predict that in 2013 the month will be exceptionally short.
Posted: Dec 29th, 2011
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‘It is thought that an area the size of Wales is turning into forest every three days – only in Birmingham.’
Posted: Sep 1st, 2011
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After wrestling with the problem of methane emissions, Father Christmas has decided to replace his team of flying reindeer with an engine based upon the Toyota Prius.
Posted: Dec 23rd, 2010
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‘We were aware that we had a grave responsibility to act now and protect future generations of UN delegates from catastrophic summit venues.’
Posted: Dec 12th, 2010
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