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Climate change causes London 2012 to merge Summer and Winter Olympics

Sebastian Coe has shocked the sporting establishment by announcing that, due a combination of climate change and the credit crunch, London 2012 will see the first ever combined Summer and Winter Olympics.

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Posted: Feb 22nd, 2010
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Shortest day shrinking warn climatologists

The annual shortest day is shrinking, claim scientists at the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU).

‘If present trends continue,’ said the CRU’s Dr James Foster, ‘by 2050 it won’t be worth getting out of bed on the shortest day.’

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2009
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Environmentalists receive unexpected support from Thatcherites in bid to close coal-fired power station

Green protestors at a Nottinghamshire power station have received unexpected reinforcement from Thatcherites, who despite being thought to have disbanded have lost none of their contempt for the coal industry.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2009
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‘Do you really need to print this email?’ messages may not be enough to save planet, warn scientists

yes, actuallyOn hearing the news many office workers emailed it to their colleagues, then printed it out just so they didn’t lose it.

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Posted: Mar 10th, 2009
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UK Plastic bag ban set to completely reverse global warming

‘Never mind that India and China are opening forty coal fossil fuel power stations every month’ said Gore ‘The UK’s decision to ban plastic bags will more than compensate for that.’

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2008
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