‘These new lightsabers are rubbish,’ complained Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. ‘They take ages to light up and when they do you can barely see anything with them.’ [read...]
‘It is thought that an area the size of Wales is turning into forest every three days – only in Birmingham.’ [read...]
Football fans who make offensive chants about wind turbines could face stiff jail sentences. [read...]
Sebastian Coe has shocked the sporting establishment by announcing that, due a combination of climate change and the credit crunch, London 2012 will see the first ever combined Summer and Winter Olympics. [read...]
The annual shortest day is shrinking, claim scientists at the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit (CRU).
‘If present trends continue,’ said the CRU’s Dr James Foster, ‘by 2050 it won’t be worth getting out of bed on the shortest day.’ [read...]