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America to clone Bin Laden and put him on trial

'plenty more where that one came from'The American government has confirmed that they intend to clone a new version of Osama bin Laden who will be made to stand trial, be found guilty and then executed all over again. ‘Many people were delighted when they heard that we had shot bin Laden,’ said President Obama, ‘but, at the same time, a lot of people also wanted to see him face trial for his crimes. Cloning bin Laden gives everyone what they want.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2011
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Scientists no closer to finding right answer to ‘do you think she looks pretty?’

'and, since you ask, her bum really doesn't look that big'Despite almost a decade of research and millions of pounds of funding, scientists at Loughborough University’s Department of Nuptial Studies have admitted that they have yet to find a satisfactory answer to a question that has vexed married men for centuries: ‘do you think she looks pretty?’.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2010
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Hitler ‘could be cloned from Albert Hall testicle’

A leading scientist has announced plans to clone Adolf Hitler after tracking down his missing testicle to a secret storeroom in the Albert Hall.

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Posted: Aug 4th, 2009
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