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Joy Division musical hailed a triumphant failure

The show has opened to scathing reviews and abysmal ticket sales, delighting cast and crew alike.

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Posted: Apr 19th, 2013
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Advertisement Feature: Get your commemorative pair of ‘Invasion of Privacy’ Royal jugs

Well crafted, solid, but smaller than you might think, these jugs come decorated in the finest silver and gold to celebrate a fine pair of Jubilees.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2012
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Royal family admits, ‘We’ve been nudists for decades’

After years of rumour and intrigue culminating in recent press publicity, the Royal Family has decided to make a clean breast of it and admit that they have been practising naturists for decades.

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2012
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Violent protests outside French Embassies after Middleton pictures published

The French Embassy in South Kensington was in flames last night after being overrun by English protesters unhappy with the treatment of Kate Middleton, a public figure venerated locally as a saint.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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The Sun’s new Page 3 girl speaks

‘I think the paparazzi should leave the Royal family alone,’ says cute Kate, 30, from Cambridge.

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2012
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