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Auto-industry admits ‘only the unicycle’ is safe

Deaths by unicycle last year ‘were zero’, deaths by pogo stick – ‘ziltch’ and death by ‘riding on the back of a midget’ barely registered in the hundreds.

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Posted: Apr 10th, 2014
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Ford unveil new car for the clown market

clown car‘The brand leader in mid-range vehicles that fall apart as they drive round and round in little circles.’

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2007
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